"I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money."

"The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish."

"Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it."

"The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind."

"I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences."

"There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better."

"No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to."

"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"

"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."

"If you're trapped in the dream of the Other, you're fucked."

"But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."

"The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave."

"Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!"

"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"

"If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?"

"Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?"

"Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company."

"You become mature when you become the authority of your own life."

"A bird is safe in its nest - but that is not what its wings are made for."

"If your life is worth thinking about,it is worth writing about."