"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."

"Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage."

"Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others."

"In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office."

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."

"The covers of this book are too far apart."

"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."

"Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others."

"In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office."

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."

"The covers of this book are too far apart."

"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."

"Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage."