"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon."

"Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself."

"What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?"

"I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it's a complete mystery."

"I'm dying and all I hear are insults!"

"Life is just too much for me. I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble is that we're thrown into life too fast... We're not really prepared...""What did you want... A chance to warm up first?"

"Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?""I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!"

"Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?" "What's that?""The world didn't come to an end."

"In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back."

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night."

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely."

"Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you."

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."