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Garrison Keillor
30 QuotesQuotes by Garrison Keillor
"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it."
"Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that."
"The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life."
"When in doubt, look intelligent."
"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose."
"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it."
