"Once, when a religionist denounced me in unmeasured terms, I sent him a card saying, "I am sure you believe that I will go to hell when I die, and that once there I will suffer all the pains and tortures the sadistic ingenuity of your deity can devise and that this torture will continue forever. Isn't that enough for you? Do you have to call me bad names in addition?"

"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."

"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."

"It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly."

"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right."

"The first step in making rabbit stew is catching the rabbit."

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."

"Once, when a religionist denounced me in unmeasured terms, I sent him a card saying, "I am sure you believe that I will go to hell when I die, and that once there I will suffer all the pains and tortures the sadistic ingenuity of your deity can devise and that this torture will continue forever. Isn't that enough for you? Do you have to call me bad names in addition?"

"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."

"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."

"It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly."

"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right."

"The first step in making rabbit stew is catching the rabbit."

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."

"Once, when a religionist denounced me in unmeasured terms, I sent him a card saying, "I am sure you believe that I will go to hell when I die, and that once there I will suffer all the pains and tortures the sadistic ingenuity of your deity can devise and that this torture will continue forever. Isn't that enough for you? Do you have to call me bad names in addition?"

"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."

"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."

"It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly."

"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right."

"The first step in making rabbit stew is catching the rabbit."