"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"I never met a man that I didn't like."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"I never met a man that I didn't like."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"I never met a man that I didn't like."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"I never met a man that I didn't like."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"I never met a man that I didn't like."