"I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me."

"Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”What do you know? I’m in command"

"If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it."

"As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation."

"I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me."

"Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”What do you know? I’m in command"

"If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it."

"As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation."

"I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me."

"Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”What do you know? I’m in command"

"If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it."

"As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation."

"I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me."

"Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”What do you know? I’m in command"

"If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it."

"As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation."

"I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me."

"Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”What do you know? I’m in command"

"If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it."

"As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation."