"Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature."

"I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!"

"Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence."

"Dead. Never been that before. Not even once."

"If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong."

"Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world."

"If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution."

"Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one."

"Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature."

"I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!"

"Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence."

"Dead. Never been that before. Not even once."

"If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong."

"Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world."

"If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution."

"Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one."

"Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature."

"I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!"

"Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence."

"Dead. Never been that before. Not even once."

"If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong."

"Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world."