"Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental."

"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

"To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up."

"Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental."

"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

"To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up."

"Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental."

"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

"To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up."

"Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental."

"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

"To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up."

"Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental."

"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

"To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up."