"Unusual financial activity: none, unless you count the fact that someone in the family is way too into Civil War biographies. (Can this be a possible indication of Confederate insurgents still living and working in Virginia? Must research further.)"

"I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy."

"Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench."

"Bad kitty!" he screeched, snarling and baring his fangs at Grimalkin, who yawned and turned away to groom his tail. "Evil, evil, sneaky kitty! Bite your head off in your sleep, I will! Hang you by your toes and set you on fire! Burn, Burn!"-Razor"

"Somewhere, the zebra is dancing."

"That's it, cupcake. You're going down."

"Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well, I think you'd look great in an iron collar and an orange jumpsuit."Percy couldn't tell if she was kidding or not. He politely thanked her and changed seats."

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

"Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs."

"There's a meeting in Command. Disregard your current schedule,' he says. 'Done,' I say.'Did you follow it at all today?' he asks in exasperation.'Who knows? I'm mentally disoriented.' I hold up my wrist to show my medical bracelet and realize it's gone. 'See? I can't even remember they took my bracelet.' (Katniss and Boggs)"

"I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran."

"To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues."

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening."

"Once again, I've been thwarted by the massive difference between my vision of the successful me and the me I'm currently stuck with."

"It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."

"Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?"

"He specialized in the murder of dreams, Hazel Grace..."

"If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'Clawing at the roof of her coffin."

"Oh that looked painful," called another Puck, a little farther down. "We really need to talk about your anger-management problems."

"I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly."

"You can read minds, and you didn't tell me?” Link stared at me like he just found out I was the Silver Surfer. He rubbed his head nervously. “Hey, man, all that stuff about Lena? I was yankin’ your chain.” He looked away. “Are you doin’ it now? You're doin’ it, aren't you? Dude, get out of my head.” He backed away from me and into the bookshelf.“I can't read your mind, you idiot."

"Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid."