"We'd spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I'd accidentally swung a sword at her, she'd saved my life, and I'd run away chased by a band of supernatural killing machines. You know, your typical chance meeting."

"Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys."

"...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos."

"What do you think that fish is?' Sam asked Astrid.,' she said.'Yeah?' Sam made a face. 'Do you think it's okay to eat?'? Inedible? Joke, duh. Try to keep up, Sam, I made that really easy for you.'Sam smiled. 'You know, a real genius would have known I wouldn't get it. Ergo, you are not a real genius. Hah. That's right. I threw down an 'ergo.''She gave him a pitying look. 'That's very impressive, Sam. Especially from a boy who has twenty-two different uses for the word 'dude."

"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."

"An empty stomach is not a good political adviser."

"When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn."

"I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane."

"I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die."

"I glanced up to see Liz and smiled. "Thank you." "I just went along for the ride. After that happened-" She waved at Derek. "You know how blind people need Seeing Eye dogs? Well, apparently werewolves could really use Opening Door poltergeists."

"Can you define "plan" as "a loose sequence of manifestly inadequate observations and conjectures, held together by panic, indecision, and ignorance"? If so, it was a very good plan."

"Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers."

"It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."

"Sigh"?"Eye roll"

"The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty."

"If you can't win by reason, go for volume."

"I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die."

"Succotash my cocker spaniel, you fudging crevasse-hole dipshiitake!"

"Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space between stars. Dark matter makes up 99.99 percent of the universe, and they don't know what it is. Well I do. It's apathy. That's the truth of it; pile together everything we know and care about in the universe and it will still be nothing more than a tiny speck in the middle of a vast black ocean of Who Gives a Fuck."

"It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts."

"I hugged him without any kind of fear or self-consciousness, fiercely, with a rush of emotion that almost brought tears to my eyes."I could kiss you!" Chubs cried."Please don't!" I gasp out, feeling his arms tighten around my ribs to the point of cracking them."

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."