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"He looked back at her, and when she saw the look on his face, she saw his eyes at Renwick’s, when he had watched the Portal that separated him from his home shatter into a thousand irretrievable pieces. He held her gaze for a split second, then looked away from her, the muscles in his throat working."
"Evey Hammond: Who are you? V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask. Evey Hammond: Well I can see that. V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is"
"I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork."
"Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile."
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."
"Kat laughed. 'Who wants to live forever?'Kish put his hand up. 'For the record, I do.'Sin scowled at him. 'Then why do you irritate me so often?'Suicidal tendencies are inherent in my species?"
"Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one."
"If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake."
"No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think."
"Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!"
"You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble."
"James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?"Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying attention. If you look like an idiot it has nothing to do with me."
"Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise."
"Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrialhighway shirts. You would just look stupid. You can thank me later."
"Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it."
"Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!"
"We're actors — we're the opposite of people!"
"Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove."
"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."
"Kenji snorts.“That’s because you’re not fragile,” Kenji says. “If anything, everyone needs to protect themselves from you. You’re like a freaking beast,” he says. Then adds, “I mean, you know—like, a cute beast. A little beast that tears shit up and breaks the earth and sucks the life out of people."
"Basically, everyone thinks--knows--how sweet I am.Emma, you threw my sister through hurricane-proof glass."