"I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts."

"You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog."COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION LOGGED"

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy."

"For the record, I would like to point out that it is NOT being obsessive to memorize a boy's schedule so that you can accidentally bump into him. It is called being efficient."

"Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort."

"Huging my pillow to my chest, I told myself, At least soon you won't have so much time to miss him. Soon school will start again, and then you'll be busier. Wait. Am I reduced to HOPING for school to start? Somehow, I have discovered a whole new level of pathetic."

"Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!"

"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."

"You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!"

"since i will not send this, i also feel it is my duty to inform you that almost six months on I think I still love you and that makes me sad becaue love shouldn’t feel this way. is like getting kicked in the stomach every time i think of you and it makes me want to roll my face across this keyboardbiu;///ubEWdcfhugiov’byhi;.//////-=‘-0i9juh8ygtfdcsaazs34defg7uefg7u8hi9o0p8hi9o0p-[[09ju8dcsaazs34d9o0p-[[09."

"The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition ofthe word "Infinite".Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some.Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, atotally stunning size, "wow, that's big", time. Infinity is just sobig that by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy.Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringlyhuge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here."

"Now stand in the corner, and think about what you've done!"

"I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now."

"I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!"

"Bluestar blinked. "There are cats who would argue that there should never have been a fifth Clan in the forest at all. Why are there four oaks at Fourtrees, if not to stand for the four Clans?"Firestar gazed up at the massive oak trees, then back at Bluestar. Fury pure as a lighting flash rushed through his body. "Are you mouse-brained?" he snarled. "Are you telling me SkyClan had to leave because there weren't enough trees?"

"Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain."

"I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me."

"I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?"

"If you ever put a student at this school in danger again-''Oh, I thought you Gallagher Girls were immune to danger.'Despite the hundred girls the filled the foyer, no one moved or gasped or tried to defend our honor. We stood silently, waiting for our headmistress to say, 'Oh, we are quite used to being underestimated, Agent Townsend. In fact, we welcome it."

"My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first"

"I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time."

"Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar."