"I've always thought people would find a lot more pleasure in their routines if they burst into song at significant moments."

"The love of books is among the choicest gifts of the gods."

"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly."I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more." than nothing." opinion," said Alice."

"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend. Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine too?"

"It has often been saidthere’s so much to be read,you never can cramall those words in your head.So the writer who breedsmore words than he needsis making a chorefor the reader who reads.That's why my belief isthe briefer the brief is,the greater the sighof the reader's relief is.And that's why your bookshave such power and strength.You publish with shorth!(Shorth is better than length.)"

"You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."

"What is it with you today?” says Christina on the way to breakfast. Her eyes are stillswollen from sleep and her tangled hair forms a fuzzy halo around her face.“Oh, you know,” I say. “Sun shining. Birds chirping.”She raises an eyebrow at me, as if reminding me that we are in an undergroundtunnel."

"Every one suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known."

"He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more."

"The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise."

"Alas! Earwax!"

"Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book."

"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."

"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."

"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."

"HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)"

"The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it."

"Because children have abounding vitality, because they are in spirit fierce and free, therefore they want things repeated and unchanged. They always say, "Do it again"; and the grown-up person does it again until he is nearly dead. For grown-up people are not strong enough to exult in monotony. But perhaps God is strong enough to exult in monotony. It is possible that God says every morning, "Do it again" to the sun; and every evening, "Do it again" to the moon. It may not be automatic necessity that makes all daisies alike; it may be that God makes every daisy separately, but has never got tired of making them. It may be that He has the eternal appetite of infancy; for we have sinned and grown old, and our Father is younger than we."

"This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you."

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me."

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."

"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."